The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord,
Savior and Jesus
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Objective
My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord!
I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens.
(See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground.
(See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life.
(See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law.
(See Galatians 3:13) |
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me. (See Galatians 3:14)
upon your life through me. (See Galatians 3:14)
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Occupational Background
I've only had one employer. (See Luke 2:49 )
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient,
slothful or disrespectful.
slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me.
(See Matthew 3:15 -17)
(See Matthew 3:15 -17)
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Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing
the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing
the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at
liberty them that are bruised. (See Luke 4:18)
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing
the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing
the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at
liberty them that are bruised. (See Luke 4:18)
I am a Wonderful Counselor. (See Isaiah 9:6)
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall
not fear evil. (See Proverbs 1:33 )
not fear evil. (See Proverbs 1:33 )
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and
power to cleanse you of your sins. (See I John 1:7-9)
power to cleanse you of your sins. (See I John 1:7-9)
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Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding. (See Proverbs 2:6)
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.
(See Colossians 2:3)
(See Colossians 2:3)
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path.
(See Psalms 119:105)
(See Psalms 119:105)
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart.
(See Psalms 44:21)
(See Psalms 44:21)
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Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times. (See Genesis 1:26 )
I laid down my life so that you may live.
(See II Corinthians 5:15 )
(See II Corinthians 5:15 )
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly. (See Colossians 2:15 )
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many
to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
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References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
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In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life. (See John 6:47 )
When can I start? Time is of the essence.
(See Hebrews3:15 )
(See Hebrews3:15 )
Send this resume to everyone you know. You never know who may have an opening!
Thanks for your help.
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Thanks for sharing. Blessings on your head from the Lord Jesus, Yeshua HaMashiach.
Steve Martin
Founder
Love For His People
Charlotte, NC USA